ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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