i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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