umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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