You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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