I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
