Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
