love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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