it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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