Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Youβre about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Will exercising make me less horny?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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