Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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