i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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