whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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