Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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