is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
