I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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