Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
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worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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