you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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