oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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