you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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