Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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