Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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