just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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