do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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