Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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