YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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