I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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