Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You are the jesus of drinking
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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