Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
