Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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