Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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