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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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