That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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