Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
jump out the window naked night went bad
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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