Betty ford says i'm here all night
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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