he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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