"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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