The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
