yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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