She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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