Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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