I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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