How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Found your dick twin last night
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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