Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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