jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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