super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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