Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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