There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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