if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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