we have pet lesbian snakes
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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