Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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