Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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