where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Randomize
