the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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