it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
my liver is dry heaving
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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